Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
