my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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