when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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