never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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