her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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