Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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