I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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