She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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