Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if only i could text you this smell
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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