it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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