found the other keg... it's in the tree
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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