just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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