listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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