This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
