So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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