im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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