is your mom at the bar?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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