Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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