Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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