quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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