I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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