Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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