Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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