I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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