oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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