I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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