We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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