It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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