I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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