he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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