BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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