Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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