And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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