thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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