She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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