How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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