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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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