I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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