my mouth tastes like poor choices
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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