she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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