We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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