i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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