god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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