glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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