so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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