So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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