i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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