I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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