I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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