STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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