Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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