He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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