Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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