At least make sure they are 18
Why
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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