We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
