she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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