I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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