A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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