Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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