He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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