VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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